Wow…I can’t even believe Little Man is TWO!! This totally blows my mind….seriously…This little Man has come a long way. When he was born 2 years ago I was amazed at how tiny he was. I had no idea who he looked like…if any body. He was perfect…..
I had no idea the difference between boys and girls…oh come on now, I’m not talking anatomy. Although you might think I was- considering the number of times I’ve been pregnant!! Seriously, my girls were little angels, especially my first, the Tween. Lil Lady, number 2, well, she has her moments, but I have never found her on TOP of the table like Little Man. And I have never found her knocking over lamps just because she could like Little Man has been known to do.
This Little Man has me hopping every waking moment. If I didn’t work outside of the home which gives me a good 5-6 hour break each day, I think I would have committed myself by now!!
His favorite saying is “blahh blobby”. I have no idea what this means, and neither does his sister. Trust me, I have asked her thinking that maybe being so close in age she might have a clue. Nope.
I was worried for a while that he wasn’t going to talk because his big sisters spoil him and talk for him. Shoot me now, the Little Man is talking!! When I asked him to say “TWO”, he said, “dos”. Repeatedly. Damn you, Dora…..
So, yesterday we had his party. Why is it that my kids do NOT get excited about opening presents?? WTF is up with that? When it’s time to open gifts, it’s me and the spouse that open them…..all the little guy wanted was the freakin camera!! We could hardly take pictures because he was being so insistent! Then I always feel bad because these little people never say THANK YOU when they are supposed to!! Geeesh!! Ok…so he’s two, but he says it allllll the time at home! Even if it’s just because you changed his diaper, he will take the diaper, throw it away and holler “Thank youuuuuu!”
Yep…the freakin alligator sniffing the elephant’s ass. Now….where does this sort of thinking come from?? Is it because he’s a boy?? Has this been passed down from his father?? Was my child switched at birth??
Is this just a preview of what I have to look forward to in the future???
Anyways, the party was a success. The children ran all over the place letting off their pent up energy. The tweens and teens sat and played on their iPods. The adults passed around bottles of wine laced with Xanax. And we all had a great time!! Here’s to another good year for the Little Man!! Let’s hope he’s still in one piece next year!!
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