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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Post-It Notes, Second Jobs and Sex

Post It Note Tuesday!!  It’s that time and I’m ready to post it…and hopefully so are you!

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Some of you may know I work a second job just so I can get my nails done and buy unnecessary baubles for my kiddos pay the bills…but my idea of a second job is one that is EASY…one that doesn’t take too much thinking, one where I get to take a nap my allotted breaks.  Unfortunately, I’ve chosen to be a nurse, and I’ve CHOSEN a second nursing job.  The past few times I’ve worked……well…..let’s just say I’m glad we are all still alive…and that includes my co-workers.

I worked a night shift, had 30 patients to care for, with 1.5 nursing assistants.  Yes, we actually cut them in half in order to spread the wealth of their services.  I didn’t know the patients….this was NOT my regular assignment.

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Sooooo….my “obsession” is still going strong….despite the fact that I am working my ass off (not literally, unfortunately)!  The spouse is in a state of confusion, but all is good!

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To the Spouse who has been oh soooo accomodating to this crazy side-effect…….

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To my Sis over at 2010-Year of Miracles who did her famous research on Neurontin and found so many side-effects that she actually lost sleep over it:

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To the Tween that feels that knocking once and coming in is sufficient…..

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Again…to my understanding spouse……

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So there ya have it….if you need a second job, do NOT make it a nursing job….and if you need a sexual boost to your libido, go ask your doc for something for nerve pain….You can’t just say for “your nerves” or you might get something that totally knocks you on your ass….and THAT, my friends, would not be cool!!

Have a great Tuesday!!  I’m going to go do my spouse some…ahem….laundry!!

13 comments:

singedwingangel said...

roflmbo @ happy spouse.. I so need some of that stuf

Kat said...

You are hysterical! And I will try some Neurontin please :) Maybe it will give me my Mojo back...however, if my brain synapses fail me, I expect YOU to help me and take the N-CLEX for me in September!!

*LLUVIA* said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!

haha...! I bet your spouse loves them pills!!!

☼¨`*•.♥Rocío♥.•*¨`☼ said...

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!
This has been my favorite Post today!!
Have FUN doing your "Laundry"

Have a Supah Tuesday!!!....【ツ】I know you are going to...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*wink

Stasha said...

Pass the pills please! ;)

Lourie said...

Do NOT let my husband in on this secret. I have enough to deal with. Hahaha.

Dual Mom said...

Proper functioning brain synapsis is highly overrated.

Sandi said...

Oh this is the funniest thing I have read all day. BTW, I am so glad to know that there is another nympho wife out there. Maybe my husband will be a little more understand when he knows that it is not just me and my overactive sex drive.

The Wifey said...

BAHAHAHAHA. Love it!
I am so a nympho wife too.

Dearest, you're incredible.
Omg. I wrote a posts about some stupidity that went on in our local hospital today. -You- might be interested. Ha.

Anddd... I took your button. Can we swap doll?

Real Dads Hangout said...

I have to email you so we can work a deal! I need some of that for my wife....oh wait...she is pregnant and we have 3 already..nevermind!

Your a pisser...

Di said...

I am so making my husband read this so he understands it is normal for his wife to say I want booty every night. Yep that's the romantic way we put it! :)

Tina said...

OMG a 2nd job - sex craved - 2 toddlers - AND a tween and you have time to post a blog ~~~~ what is wrong with me. I just have a new puppy and can't finish the blog I started last week. :( UGH!!!

Linda Medrano said...

Honey, who needs a brain when your important parts are working fine?