Oh….just do it…link up, People!!
I’m sort of at a loss as to what to do my post-its on this week. Can you imagine THAT??
Seriously…not many thoughts are coming to mind…other than…..you GOT IT…..
It’s been too long….even for me…and by “me”, I mean the “me” before Neurontin. Now, the “me” on Neurontin is ready to kick some ass if I don’t get some action soon. And by “action”, I mean…..
I have figured out one thing though….that I’m pretty sure it’s ok to offer sexual favors for yard work.
The spouse and I were going to hire someone to come fix our lawn, especially because no one in the family wanted to lose an eye while dealing with the fairy ring. Well, it turns out that the “lawn boy” wouldn’t do anything other than treat the lawn with weed killer/fertilizer. I thought….why pay HIM? The spouse was wondering why I didn’t just hire the lawn people. I explained…..
Oh noooo, he did NOT want me to offer “ummmm…you know”….to the lawn boy, BUT….he did decide he would run on up to Home Depot to get the fertilizer/weed killer himself….
We live on an acre and a half, and most of it is in the BACK yard. Spouse was HOPING to have to do the back too, for some “ummmm…you know….” His reply??
“It’s gonna take ummmm…..you know…several applications…”
The other day the spouse was trying to figure out why I wasn’t able to “invite” attendees to any appointments I put into my Blackberry. I just didn’t have that option on my phone, but he did. It was bugging the shit out of him so he was attempting to figure it out. He got it straightened out but then I had to try to “invite” him to something on my calendar. I picked a day and invited him to….
He graciously accepted the invitation. He was so proud that he figured out the blackberry calendar issue that he didn’t give it a second thought. Until……a few hours later he sent me a text that said this:
“Wait! That invite for a little lovin was for May 20th! That’s in two weeks. NOT FAIR! Was thinking maybe some nookie tonight.”
I was just glad he was the only attendee I invited!!
Ok…that’s all I’ve got…Go link up with Supah Mommy and enjoy your Tuesday!!