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This is a new one for me….Not Me! Monday! I found it somewhere…hmmm….anyways, you can link up with McKMamma’s blog if you would like! Just click the button below.
So, I guess I will just jump right in and make sure you know that it was NOT ME who hollered at the spouse when he was taking his good ole time helping me with the groceries as I stood there carrying a freakin watermelon, a gallon of milk, a bag of groceries on one arm and my purse on the other! Nope, not me at all! I’m not one to yell…..
And it was not me who rolled her eyes at the checkout when I witnessed the married cashier flirting with the big hunk of a man that was some sort of sports fanatic….and it was not me that muttered “ohhhh puleeease!!” when the cashier asked if she could bag his frozen goods with the not frozen goods…..Good lord, people!! Who cares!! Just do your job!!! I have shit to do! Flirt on your own time!
And I was NOT the one to throw my hands up in the air and say “I QUIT!!” when the mass of weeds in the front flower bed got the best of me. Oh no…this wasn’t me….I would have tackled those mother truckers like there was no tomorrow. It also wasn’t me that totally thought getting one of THESE….
…was reasonable!!
It was not me to ask “Who the FARK are YOU, J. Rivkah???” when said person made a Facebook comment on a comment I made to another person…..Basically implying I don’t know what I’m talking about. Ahhh….social media!! It’s not ME that wonders why some people even bother!! And it’s not ME that thinks some people should just shut the FLUCK UP if they don’t know what they are talking about!!!
It also was NOT me that thought of bending one of Little Man’s toys when I saw how he bent my glasses.
Oh no, cuz I have the patience of a saint, and it’s not ME who needs their glasses at night just to make it from the bathroom to my bed. Oh, certainly not, I can make my way regardless….
No harm done, people, because ….
….IT WAS NOT ME!!
Thanks, MckMamma for letting me play along!
HAPPY MONDAY TO YOU ALL!
13 comments:
A lovely entry !I liked everything about it......every word and every picture. Thanks.
Your glasses certainly deserve to take a toy! And, it wouldn't be you - it would be the glasses :)
I do not yell either. Ever. :D Thanks for some good laughs.
LMAO @ the sleezy (married) cashier. Geeze. They should have just exchanged number or something. LOL
hah what if parents did that to their kids for real?! you know, break their stuff when they break ours?.....that. would. be. AWESOME!
No Target girls ever flirt with me. Not that I would want them to.
It would be cool if I took up sporting...
Don't feel bad. I can't walk for beans. And I only need glasses to read. Well... maybe I should get my eyes checked again. LOL
Cashiers can be scary at times. There are a few who stare at you on looking at all the items in the cart!
Funny post. Loved it...:)
If we lived closer we could go splits on a goat!
Don't you just love being almost blind? I'm in the same boat. I had an eye exam last week and the doc asked me, "Do you wear your glasses all the time?" Ummmmm you've seen my presription and the severe astigmatism I have in BOTH eyes, right Doc? Jeeeshhh
Very glad to see the word verification gone!!! It makes me happy!
See? Three comments! THAT is how happy it makes me!
So did he want his frozen things in with the non-frozen things or not? Don't leave me hanging Terry!
So glad it wasn't you. I don't do any of those things either. :)
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