This is a new one for me….Not Me! Monday! I found it somewhere…hmmm….anyways, you can link up with McKMamma’s blog if you would like! Just click the button below.
So, I guess I will just jump right in and make sure you know that it was NOT ME who hollered at the spouse when he was taking his good ole time helping me with the groceries as I stood there carrying a freakin watermelon, a gallon of milk, a bag of groceries on one arm and my purse on the other! Nope, not me at all! I’m not one to yell…..
And it was not me who rolled her eyes at the checkout when I witnessed the married cashier flirting with the big hunk of a man that was some sort of sports fanatic….and it was not me that muttered “ohhhh puleeease!!” when the cashier asked if she could bag his frozen goods with the not frozen goods…..Good lord, people!! Who cares!! Just do your job!!! I have shit to do! Flirt on your own time!
And I was NOT the one to throw my hands up in the air and say “I QUIT!!” when the mass of weeds in the front flower bed got the best of me. Oh no…this wasn’t me….I would have tackled those mother truckers like there was no tomorrow. It also wasn’t me that totally thought getting one of THESE….
It was not me to ask “Who the FARK are YOU, J. Rivkah???” when said person made a Facebook comment on a comment I made to another person…..Basically implying I don’t know what I’m talking about. Ahhh….social media!! It’s not ME that wonders why some people even bother!! And it’s not ME that thinks some people should just shut the FLUCK UP if they don’t know what they are talking about!!!
It also was NOT me that thought of bending one of Little Man’s toys when I saw how he bent my glasses.
Oh no, cuz I have the patience of a saint, and it’s not ME who needs their glasses at night just to make it from the bathroom to my bed. Oh, certainly not, I can make my way regardless….
No harm done, people, because ….
….IT WAS NOT ME!!
Thanks, MckMamma for letting me play along!
HAPPY MONDAY TO YOU ALL!