Friday, May 7, 2010

Rambling Confessions

I seriously need to get a life because I look forward to certain days wayyyy to much all because of my bloggy world!!  Today is one of them!!  Link up with Glamazon if you wish and confess, or not.

Friday confessional


Although quite random this week, I confess:

  • I really am NOT a nice person when I have PMS.
  • I’ve bitched at the spouse way too many times this past week and I’m not even SURE if I have PMS.
  • My elderly patient that  whines and sobs like a baby because she doesn’t have anyone to go get her an extra loaf of bread?  …yeah….too bad.
  • See, not nice.
  • Must be PMS.
  • When the tween brought home a B on her Math test I was slightly disappointed it wasn’t an A.  (She failed the week before).
  • I could have aced the muther!!
  • I  We worked way too fucking hard for her to get a B.
  • I found an app for my iPod Touch that “assists” me in playing Words With Friends…
  • I may or may not use the aforementioned app.
  • I may just have that broad of a vocabulary.
  • Yes, I know what a “squama” is!!!  Do YOU????
  • I have considered walking the streets to find the necessary drugs my aching body is seeking.
  • I think the spouse’s doc was a waste of time to visit.
  • I also think the spouse should change doctors now that his was not able to help me.
  • The spouse disagrees.
  • Where the fuck is his loyalty, dammit???!!
  • The parking lot behind Caribou has turned into a drug dealing territory.  Don’t ask me how I know this, just come back later and you may or may not find the related post.
  • My Sis over at 2010-Year of Miracles may also know about the drug dealing.  I’m not saying a thing.
  • My lips are sealed.



  • Today I realized I miss my mother more than I let show on the outside.
  • Stupid tears.
  • Maybe when I walk the streets for the needed pain meds, I can also look for some “pick-me-ups”…..
  • Sunday is Mother’s Day and although I am a Mother…..I said MOTHER…..not MUTHER……it will be bittersweet because my Mother is no longer here.
  • On a lighter note, I work from 6am until 2pm giving the spouse extra time to come up with something good!!
  • I hope the spouse comes through.
  • I really don’t want to have to bitch at the spouse on Mother’s Day.
  • But I will if necessary.

Ok….I could probably ramble all day, but apparently the gardeners here behind Caribou need me to move my vehicle for their own convenience.  WTF??  Get a night job, assholes!!  THIS IS MY SPOT!!!

drive thru

I hope you all have a lovely Mother’s Day!!  Kiss your Mom’s and your babies, and for Pete’s Sake, kiss the spouse too if he deserves it!!


Menopausal New Mom said...

That looks like a Tim's, they have the best coffee around! Hope you have a nice Mother's Day and I will hold my own mom a little closer after reading your post.

And try not to bitch at the hubs but I agree, if you have to , you have to.

Still On The Verge said...

Thanks for the follow. I am following you back. You are too funny!!

Happy Mother's Day!


Cheeseboy said...

At least you own up to mood changes during PMS. I wish my wife would do the same.

I hope for your husband's sake he does something off the hook for you.

Tylaine said...

I'm so sorry you don't have your mom to celebrate mother's day with :) I know that must be so hard. Personally I will never stop being a momma's girl no matter how old I get. :)
Your tween is lucky to have such a wonderful mother! Happy Mother's Day!

Linda Medrano said...

I get a little tarty when I go look for drug dealers. They feel more comfortable with me that way, and the whole transaction goes smoother I think.

A B after an F is damned good. Quit being so picky. Sometimes it's simpler to just bang a husband on the head with the cast iron fry pan than it is to be snarky with him. Think about it.

Happy Mother's Day Sweetie!

Jaymi said...

I was Pissy Yesterday and Crying today!...effen periods!

Kat said...

PMS sucks...and I miss mom way more than I could ever say...and I'm sick of crying so I'm stopping there :) I love you, sis!

Glamazon said...

Oh my gosh, half the confessionals have been about PMS! We've all got each other on the same cycle-watch out, world :) I'm with you, total raging bitch right now, and I hate it. But I'm sure anyone who crosses my path hates it even more.