I was going to write about The Ten Things that Piss Me Off the Most, but I got to number 3 and was already too pissed off to continue.
I was going to do a Mother’s Day Post – After the Fact, but I seriously cannot write about my mom without balling my eyes out, and I just don’t feel like crying today.
I was going to blog about how I’m trying so hard to get back on track with the weight loss, but then I went into Walgreens to pick up a prescription and ended up buying a bag of Doritos, a package of Jack Links beef steak nuggets and thought…shit, I’m really NOT on track, am I??
I was really wanting to blog about SEX, but I think you all are tired of hearing about my nympho ways, so I thought I would spare you.
Then I thought….hey!! I got it!! I will write about how I love my job and how it pays so well, and that I have no debt collectors calling me because I have such an awesome pay check every 2 weeks….but then realized…this is so NOT true, and I would never lie to my bloggie friends.
So….what shall I blog about?
Hell…I don’t know….
How about how all the department stores have their swimsuits out and they are displayed right at the front of the store when you walk in?? Huh?? Damn…ain’t that a bitch?? Knowing I won’t be in one….probably ever!! I think my bikini days are over…..well, in my eyes anyways. Speaking of bikinis, has anyone seen this video?? Justin Bieber fans…..here you go!!
Yep, you know what I’m thinking?? I’m thinking a bikini for the spouse!!
Seriously now….Justin Bieber fans….here’s the real version. Sorry, I think the boy is a hottie. Please don’t unfollow me….
Ok….so apparently I’ve lost my mind today. But hey…we all have those days, yes?? And besides, I KNOW you laughed at the first video…..Of course you did!! If not…..don’t tell me.
That’s all the torture I will provide you with today. I really need a vacation! Spouse promised we’d play hookie soon….not sure where we will go, but I can’t wait!!