Seriously, I had a Friday Confessional post ready to go and the un-named blogger
Glamazon somehow failed to post her meme this week. So what if it was Thanksgiving and she was probably knee deep in turkey and dressing…..What the Hell? Oh wait…that’s a whole other meme from Blue Monkey Butt for Wednesdays…..(Glam, you are forgiven….I’m just missin ya is all)
I over-indulged for Thanksgiving. I ate turkey and fudge and ham and sweet potatoes and fudge and bean salad and pie and fudge and and AND!! Wait…did I mention I ate fudge?? Yep….I did….a bit too much fudge.
FAWK IT…I’m still full. But…if there was any more fudge left, you can bet it would find it’s way into my mouth!
FAWK YOU, FUDGE! May you R. I. P.
This week was pretty rotten. PMS or not, I had a few meltdowns.
I called my doc and promised him I would stop stalking him if he would call me in something to help me calm my ass down. I confess that I asked for Nicotrol AND Wellbutrin…told him I wanted to quit smoking. Knowing that Wellbutrin is also used for depression (shhhhhhhhh!) I figured I might kill two birds with one stone. Or…maybe just one, but hopefully it will be the right one!
FAWK YOU, Wellbutrin! I took ONE pill this morning and I’ve had a splitting headache all fucking day! You know the kind…you bend over and it’s throb throb throb. Or you turn your head and it’s throb throb throb. Or you even blink….yeah, pretty much sucks!
I admit that I was wayy way WAY disappointed that there were NO COMMENTS on my spouse’s post….yeah, the one where he decided to rat me out and TELL ALL SECRETS.
WHAT THE FAWK, commenters??
So sad….so very sad. (Seriously…get him off my back and comment, would ya???)
I’m getting worried that my 144 followers are just little square pictures at the top of my blog and that they really don’t come back to read. Why is that?? I admit…I’m a tad bit emotional about this. sniffle sniffle….
See the reason for the Wellbutrin plea?? Yeah, fawk you , too! (delivered with the utmost respect, of course)