I’ve argued with myself over this wing situation. I’ve decided that it’s ok to have wings in certain circumstances. For example, if you are a butterfly, or a bird. Yes, it would be ok if you had wings or you might look like this:
……no thank you.
So, should pigs have wings?? Don’t we all say “when pigs fly” when we know something is so far fetched that it would never happen?? Can you imagine if pigs DID have wings? All those crazyass things that don’t happen because pigs do NOT have wings, would be happening!! My spouse would be able to stop at the bar every day after work, my tween would have already gone on her first date; I would be a size 2 and 5’5”!! So…thank the good Lord that he did not make pigs with wings!! Besides, it’s Just. Not. Natural.
Angels….yes, they deserve their wings!! They need them so they can fly up on to your shoulder and protect you, guide you, tell you NOT to eat that Ding Dong you are about to shove into your mouth in one piece before someone comes into the kitchen and catches you. Oh wait…that might be your conscience….not your Guardian Angel….. Anywhooo….Angels are superb beings that you may or may not believe in and I’m not here to sway you either way because it’s no skin off my back if you don’t believe in that amazing being that helped you NOT to be in the middle of that intersection when the dumbass ran the red light. Nope…not my job.
So…should chickens have wings? Do they fly much or do they have them just so we can eat them? Ick….don’t EVEN want to go there….
But I would like to go HERE….
Furthermore, there are some things that should NOT have wings other than myself who
Yes, this scares me.
And one other thing that I believe should NOT have wings….
For Pete’s sake, they aren’t going to get up and fly, ARE THEY??
I’m just sayin…….