It’s time to link up with That One Mom over at Only Parent Chronicles!! This week I am dedicating my post to the crazy-ass puppy that I thought was a NEED…not a WANT….now? Yeah…not sure she falls in the NEED or WANT category!! Link up!
You see…sweet little Cali, our
pain in the ass fur ball nearly 4 month old Golden Retriever can be very obedient…but ONLY when I have that Clicker in one hand and treats in the other. I can’t say it’s ALL her fault since the toddlers seem to run around and get her going. Wait…it’s not just the toddlers either…the teen ALSO like to get her running around like a fucking maniac because it’s funny to see poor Cali plow into the couch full speed….
What? That’s not funny? Well, everyone seems to laugh as Cali shakes off the concussion…..
Cali can sit, lay down, turn around, and give the high-five….too damn cute!! What’s not so cute is when she jumps up on the back door, and now that she is bigger she reaches the screen…..she is ripping holes in it! I try to make her sit before opening the door….
She chews everything in site….boxes, pajamas, toys….
Really…she is destroying everything…little by little. She nearly bit off Little Man’s nose because he thought he was being funny by folding her up into the little kid’s couch. Yeah…not funny. Lil Lady runs around holding a Poptart over her head just antagonizing the poor pup…
Although it’s kinda funny to hear a 4 year old say from the other room as calm as can be…
“Cali is biting me, again. Yesss, Cali is chewing me UP!”
I left Cali gated in the kitchen while I went to work yesterday. She got out. Hey…it’s ok…she just lounged around on the couch all day and waited until I got home to piss in the dining room and shit in the kid’s room….
And then….whew…as I turn around here to see WTF she’s into now…yep….
…Humping the Bear footstool….
(…Hmmmm, maybe I should have kept that pic for a Happy Humpday post!!)
When all is humped, chewed, and mangled….Cali can be as sweet as can be….My four-legged
pain in the ass furry friend that wags her tail profusely when I come home or even when I come out of the bathroom for that matter….She’s a lot of work, but a lot of fun too.
Gotta love a satisfied puppy…
…and a Bear footstool that’s just been puppy-raped!
Anyhump…Happy Tuesday!!! Hope your week is going well!!