Ahhhhh Friday Confessional! I love you! I adore you! You are the best thing since pepperoni and sausage pizza!! Mwah!!!!
(I think my ankles just swelled typing that!!)
- First of all, let me tell you that GARAGE SALES suck!
- I confess that it was way more work than I really cared to be doing on my week off just to be ready to sell this SHIT!
- I have never seen so many OLD MEN at a garage sale.
- When I go to garage sales I see pregnant WOMEN.
- Where the FUCK are the pregnant WOMEN who are supposed to be here buying all my baby stuff??
- I confess I’m a little edgy.
- This quitting smoking is for the birds.
- I confess that I have cheated and smoked a few….but only a few.
- And I don’t care what anyone thinks. It’s still an accomplishment for me.
- Seriously people….
- I have enough clothing to clothe half of this damn city, and no one is here buying them.
- Tons of baby and kid clothes in bins, on tables, on racks….
- Tons of toys….(Watch out, Mike…they are coming your way)
- “Mike” would be @realdadshangout in case you didn’t know. Also, you need to check out his blog because he and his wife are having baby number FOUR today, and I’m sure he’ll be blogging his immense JOY asap.
- Go….now…..Real Dad’s Hangout.
- I could put Vtech out of business…..
- One more day of this garage sale.
- Yes, I have my laptop in the garage with me as I sell
not a fucking thinga few items here and there.
Yes, my precious laptop….it is NOT FOR SALE!!
- So….we’ve had a few stragglers today….some bought a few things.
- Some bought ONE thing for like 50 fucking cents….
- Are they for real?
- Where are the BIG SPENDERS?????
- WTF?? I said SPENDERS!!
- Oh come ON!! What do I need to do to bring in the buyers??
- Drastic measures are upon us.
- I’ll spare the kitty if you buy my SHIT.
- Just sayin….
- Did I tell you I have clothing for your child from birth until they start toddling around?
- Did I?
- Are you sure? I would’t want to be repeating myself.
Ok….enough is enough. I came in the house because I just couldn’t bear it any longer….
It’s hot, humid and now it’s fucking raining!!
It just don’t get better than this!
K….you all go have a glorious day and an even better weekend!!
I’m going to go puddle-jump with the toddlers and ease some stress…..