Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Smart Dog?

For the life of me I cannot comprehend why more people don’t participate in What The Hell Wednesday with the girls over at the Blue Monkey Butt.  Seriously….what the hell??  It’s fun.  It’s simple.  And for Pete’s Sake you know you say “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!??” at least 3 times a day, so link up!  Enjoy!




So…something weird has been going on. 


Mine! 104


My dog….the sweet 7 month old Golden Retriever….believes something is in our wall….the wall in the hallway.  She can’t walk past this wall without stopping and listening.




What the hell?  Pretty freakin scary if you ask me.  

I’ve listened to the wall.  I’ve listened again.  Not sure if I hear anything or not.  Well, the one time I was listening I got the shit scared out of me because my daughter went on the other side and did a little “knock-knock”…thinking she was being funny. What the hell, kid??  Are you out of your fucking mind?  I’m no spring chicken here and besides, I’m the one that feeds your skinny ass!!

The thing that concerns me is that if it is a mouse….no big deal….it wouldn’t be staying in one place in the wall, correct?  It would move around.  But Cali always goes to the same spot…and stares….and digs….and goes absolutely bonkers.

So…is it BIGGER than a mouse?  BIGGER than a breadbox??  BIG enough that it’s fat ass got STUCK in my WALL???  Shit…












Or…God Forbid…

fat cow

What The Hell???

(I’ve never seen a cow that fat….)

So, needless to say, I’m a little concerned, as I should be…..


If it turns out that Cali is right, and something IS living in my wall…




Enough said.

The Bug-Guy….well, in this case, the Fat-Ass Rodent Guy, will be here Friday.  I’ll keep you posted!!


Elle said...

I really did LOL when I read about your daughter knocking on the wall!

So either you have a ghost or something living in your wall. Either way, not so fun.

Thanks for joining us again. Linky is up now. Silly me, I thought Stacy was going to do it, but she didn't even participate. What the Hell???

passionofthemom said...

LMAO That sounds like a prank my kids would pull on me! Made me giggle ferociously. ;) I had no idea there was a WTH Wednesday...and since I'm having a WTH kind of day, I am going to go link up right now!! Thanks for the new meme link....=)

Barbara Manatee said...

I say trust your dog..something is in that wall! Our dog kept pawing at our wall a year ago and sniffing under our cedar chest. She did this for days before we took her seriously. My husband opened up the vent and there was a family of (dead) mice right behind the vent. ick!!

The good news is that your wall isn't big enough for that cow...

Kellyansapansa said...

Yep, there's definitely something in your wall. Dogs know these things!

Aubrey S. said...

That would not make me happy. Hopefully it's nothing.

Kat said...

OMG! I never thought about a ghost! Who is hanging on that wall, hmmmm? Who's picture??