Monday, August 9, 2010

I swear, It Wasn’t Me

Yep, you got it, I’ve linked up with MckMama in her Not-Me meme once again.  I like this one because I certainly have alot I’d like to admit to, yet not REALLY admit to, if ya know what I mean.  So, go ahead, hop on over to MckMama’s site and link up!



MckMama also has a sweet little prize that you could possibly win just for linking up today.  Go ahead, check it out!

She’s offering one of these turquoise blue newsboy caps from briar.claire that the newest “big sister” was sporting the other day:


Never mind the cap, isn’t this little girl adorable??  (I hope it was ok to post this pic….geesh…never thought of that, but I wanted you all to see the sweet cap that is being given away)

Ok…without further a-do……..

First of all, let’s get this straight, it was NOT ME that had a funky nightmare that the spouse was having an affair with some skank lady named “Opal”.  And it was NOT ME that gave the spouse the third degree in the morning about “who the fuck is Opal???”  And I certainly didn’t bring up Opal three or four more times last week.  No, why would I do that???

It was NOT ME that quietly turned around from my computer to check on the little ones and thought, “What the hell…???”  Because MY kids would never be found playing with THIS, never…not in a million kajillion years.




I would never even consider taking in not ONE but TWO St. Bernards that were in need of a good home.  Sure, I have a big heart, and I really care about my spouse, and even IF the male dog DID NOT take  my spouse’s entire hand in his mouth, I would never, EVER consider having such humungous dogs in my house.

And since I did not take in the 2 giant doggies (I seriously didn’t), it wasn’t me that got a bit of puppy fever and spent all Friday evening and Saturday morning searching the internet for a puppy.  Nope, I am a grown up now, and a puppy isn’t necessary. 

It was NOT ME that located this awesome pup:


And….I was not the one sitting in the passenger seat saying “are we there yet???  are we there yet????” as we drove an hour to go pick up this adorable baby.

Nope….that was not me.

It wasn’t me that silently bitched up a storm because our air conditioner froze up again.  Nooooo….I am not spoiled like that.  Come on…people all over the world survive without air conditioning.  I can too.  Right?  Cuz it’s certainly NOT gonna be ME that moans and groans and becomes hell on wheels when I sweat just because I move slightly to scratch an itch or something minor like that.  Oh no…I can handle it. 

“Hello?  Mr. Appliance Repair?  Yes, we need your help STAT.  Yes…I said STAT.  If anyone asks, it was NOT ME that called you!”

And one more thing?  It was not me that sent the previous babysitter an email explaining that she really ought to think twice about bashing me on Facebook, because it WAS NOT I that took advantage of HER, and I will not take part in the Facebook bashing unless I find it necessary to defend myself.

And FYI?  It WAS the previous babysitter who then deleted all posts in reference to her being taken advantage of by me. 

Imagine that.

Some people really are clueless.  You’d think she would just un-friend me or something simple like that.  Brainless is what I call that.  Common sense people, C-O-M-M-O-N   S-E-N-S-E.


Ahhh well…..thanks for listening to what I haven’t done.  This meme is always fun, you should give it a try!

Happy Not-Me Monday!!


Mommy2Four said...

lol... it always amazes me what people will put on facebook!

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

Oh, that was fun! Yeah, I've often questioned a lot of the choices people have made on facebook, that and their TERRIBLE grammar!! Yikes!!

JC Little said...

Heheh denial can be so fun!

Cheeseboy said...

I kinda like this meme. That is one cute pup that you didn't adopt.

Air conditioner problems deserve every bitch that can be bitched.

Lourie said...

My moms AC broke in 2006 when we were just here visiting. It was 115 on the hottest of the 9 days before it was fixed. Yeah it wasn't pretty.

That pup is soooo sweet. Too bad you did not get him. haha.

Kat said...
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Kat said...

Oh man! You mean I missed the facebook bashing because I was all busy studying? I would have stepped in and you know it! I'm BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!

Rebecca said...

Hahahahaaa...she bashed you on FB when she was still friends with you? Are you over Opal yet? You should be...he'd never do anything named after a gemstone.

I can't even tell you what I thought was going to be in those pictures with the rolling pin!

Linda Medrano said...

As long as the hubby wasn't messing with Ruby, you don't have a thing to worry about!