Friday, August 6, 2010

Confess with Me

It’s time for Friday Confessional with Glamazon!!  Let’s all put our hands up for Glam!  Woot!  Woot!!  Come on…it’s early and I’m trying to get motivated.  Link up…..

Friday confessional


Crazy week…first of all I won’t be the proud owner of these big doggies.

Alan & Lela

                                           Lela & Alan

When we went to meet them,  I was in awe.  They are gorgeous! 

I confess that I was a little uncertain if I would be able to handle even ONE of them because of their size.  I saw how they were dragging around their owner and her son pulling just a teensy bit on their leashes….

I confess that when Alan took my spouse’s entire hand in his mouth without warning and in a not-so-nice-way, I was more amazed than concerned.  My spouse does NOT have small hands, nope, not in the least.  I wasn’t worried that Alan was going to do any harm, he looked completely innocent to me. 

Alan also gave my spouse the evil eye for a moment which sort of clinched the deal.

It was a HELL to the NO!!

I confess that I was a wee bit disappointed that we wouldn’t be bringing these 2 babies home with us.

I also confess that I am thrilled that we are now considering getting one of THESE!!!

I miss having a dog around the house.

I confess I know it’s going to be hard work and that there will be fighting about whose dog IS it really??  But that will soon fade away and I can have her all to myself because I’ll be the one feeding her, bathing her, and cleaning up her shit.  Yep…that’s what the mom does, right??

Another confession I have??  I wish my teen didn’t have to go back to school in a few short weeks.  There, I said it!  But ya know what?  I don’t look forward to the early mornings with her, the fight to get her up, the fight to do the homework, the fights when she gets a failing grade yet whines how she “tried!!!”  Yeah, tried my ass, girlie!!

I also confess that if my Lil lady shits her panties one more time I am calling in the big guns.  What are the big guns?  I have no fucking idea but that’s what people say when they want to get the job done, right?  Seriously….she is being lazy.  She CAN do it.  I KNOW she can.  The same with peeing…she is picking and chosing when she wants to sit on the pot and I am at my wits end.  Anyone have any miracle ideas??

I confess I did a little eyeroll or two when the spouse sent me a text that contained a link to this:


He still believes I know how to read a weather map.  I confess…..

…..I do NOT.

I asked if I needed to take cover but he didn’t respond back so I assumed I was ok to continue blogging or that he got removed from the premises by a tornado or something.

I mean, for Pete’s sake, I don’t know that many people, men or women, who live their lives according to the “animated weather forcast”.  Do you??


So, the work week is over and we have a full weekend ahead of us.  We have to maybe go puppy shopping tomorrow.  Then on Sunday we have a birthday party to attend for a four year old.  May I quietly confess that I am not looking forward to this party?  Really.  I could just as easily chase my kids in my own yard, right??  Do I really have to go somewhere that has no little potty for Lil Lady, no ropes and chains for Little Man and no padded room for me??  Is it really necessary??  I think not.

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.  I have to go now because whats-her-name just peed in her panties.  Give me strength.


Shell said...

I think those dogs would scare me. I'm a chicken. The puppy looks adorable, though!

My 2 year old has been taking his diaper off and just pooping right on the floor. Niiiiice.

Kat said...

Another golden? Nice!! And it will be YOUR dog because lets face it, the pets in the house that walk on four legs all gravitate to the one who provides the care, and that will be you :)

Brandice said...

I was cracking up over "living by the animated weather forecast". Who knew that with potty training and pet troubles we should also be concerned about minute to minute cold fronts coming in?

I would have WAAAAAY rolled my eyes. And probably rolled them again right in front of my husband, just so he knew what I thought of the way he was spending his computer time. :)

Funny blog! (thank Glamazon for the link)

Cheeseboy said...

Oh my goodness, this post was FUNNY! From the large hands to the crapping of the pants. Too hilarious.