Ok, once again I have been MIA for a bit. You see, I sort of took a job that is not in my best interest, and I’ve been very quiet about it because I am sort of embarrassed at even saying I’m employed there. BUT….guess what?? Happy Blog Fodder Day!!
I sat down to write my resignation. I should be a pro at this by now, but unfortunately, I am not. It’s always difficult for me to say what is appropriate.
I carefully got situated in front of my computer and began to type….
Somehow this didn’t sound right so I asked the spouse if it seemed a bit harsh. He thought “yes, definitely yes”.
I tried again…..
Ugh…still doesn’t quite FEEL right.
With a bit of
badass bitchiness a heavy heart I tried again……
I asked another source if this would be sufficient. The response was….
”Tell ‘em how you REALLY feel!!”
Bwaaaahahahahaha!! I thought I did just that!!
One last try….I know I can get it right this time.
OMG, I should make a side business out of writing resignations for people. This is way too much fun!
I came to my senses and wrote a generic I’m-leaving-you-as-soon-as-possible resignation and I stomped into the facility….
……after business hours when I knew the boss would have been long gone…..
….and QUICKLY slid my letter under the boss’s door, held my head up high because I was proud, did not turn back, did not concern myself with the fact that someone may have seen me….and……
….RAN LIKE HELL because I’m a muther-truckin WUSS!!
Next time I’m going to take my Uncle’s advice and hand in my resignation the way he suggested. After all, he’s “seasoned”, wise, and really has AN AWESOME SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
Nothing says it better than a box of chocolates!!
Sayonara!! May you rest in peace……
Hasta la vista baby!!!
Ohhh Hello Kitty…..you are so silly.
Too bad it’s not Valentine’s Day!!
I know, I know….cool, eh??