Thursday, September 29, 2011

Chocolate Talks

Ok, once again I have been MIA for a bit.  You see, I sort of took a job that is not in my best interest, and I’ve been very quiet about it because I am sort of embarrassed at even saying I’m employed there.  BUT….guess what??  Happy Blog Fodder Day!! 





I sat down to write my resignation.  I should be a pro at this by now, but unfortunately, I am not.  It’s always difficult for me to say what is appropriate. 

I carefully got situated in front of my computer and began to type….


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Somehow this didn’t sound right so I asked the spouse if it seemed a bit harsh.  He thought “yes, definitely yes”. 

I tried again…..


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Ugh…still doesn’t quite FEEL right. 

With a bit of badass bitchiness a heavy heart I tried again……


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I asked another source if this would be sufficient.  The response was….


”Tell ‘em how you REALLY feel!!”


Bwaaaahahahahaha!!  I thought I did just that!!

One last try….I know I can get it right this time.


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OMG, I should make a side business out of writing resignations for people.  This is way too much fun!

I came to my senses and wrote a generic I’m-leaving-you-as-soon-as-possible resignation and I stomped into the facility….

……after business hours when I knew the boss would have been long gone…..

… disguise……




….and QUICKLY slid my letter under the boss’s door, held my head up high because I was proud, did not turn back, did not concern myself with the fact that someone may have seen me….and……

….RAN LIKE HELL because I’m a muther-truckin WUSS!!




Next time I’m going to take my Uncle’s advice and hand in my resignation the way he suggested.  After all, he’s “seasoned”, wise, and really has AN AWESOME SENSE OF HUMOR!!!



Nothing says it better than a box of chocolates!! 



Sayonara!!    May you rest in peace……


Hasta la vista baby!!!


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Ohhh Hello Kitty… are so silly.


Too bad it’s not Valentine’s Day!!


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I know, I know….cool, eh??


Amanda said...

That last letter would have been perfect! Unfortunately one can only right that if they win the lottery.

Hopefully the generic one will do its job just as well. And the new job will be much better. :)

Amanda said...

PS. I swear I know how to write "write." :D

Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 said...

Good for you!!! Next time I quit, I want you to write my're awesome!

Danifred said...

Beyond awesome!!!

Not Just Another Mother Blogger! said...

Oh how I wish that I could quit my job. Unfortunately my son has a Lego habit, and those are expensive.

Kristen said...

I want to be you. Just for a moment... I want to be you. I love my job, but .. you know. We all have those days. I just would never have the balls to say it. Until I hit powerball ... that is. (Which could be tonight :)