Thursday, December 3, 2009

25 Things…

 Ok, this is called a meme.  As a rule, I really shy away from these because they can be so revealing…IF you answer truthfully.  Of course, you could decide to sugar-coat your answers making yourself out to be one hell of a great person, but who would do that?  Not me, of course…
So, I was tagged by WeaselMomma over at WorldofWeasels to complete this meme of 25 questions. Whew…25 is alot!  This leaves me feeling quite vulnerable thrilled that someone cares enough to want to know MY answers.  Here goes nothing….but I warn you in advance, if you chose to use any of this against me, I have a very good attorney….
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

Meryl Streep

2. Where was your first kiss? I think my first kiss was during one of our family camping trips.  Hmmm..that’s the first one I remember anyways…it was bad, I wore glasses, didn’t realize I should take them off…yeah, can you say FOG??

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? OMG!!  No!!!

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Ok..yes, I did take a miniature baseball bat and whack my brother on the back with it when we were kids.  What?! It was something to do…

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Never Never Never would I dare….

6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? Eyes…definitely eyes.  Not talking about color here, I’m talking about what the eyes are saying. Are they saying “I’m honest”, “I’m as sweet as a teddy bear”, or “I’m on crack”…yes, the eyes are important.

7. What really turns you off? Cheating, whining, cheating, selfishness, cheating, oh…and did I say CHEATING??

8. What do you order at Starbucks? WHAT?? Starbucks?  Are you out of your mind?  I would only order a white-chocolate-mocha-no-whip-please from Caribou..In fact, the people at MY Caribou are my best friends…and it’s not because I don’t have any other friends.2009 180
9. What is your biggest mistake?  Ok…I know I said I have a good lawyer and all that, but I am not going to open myself up for this one.  Can we just say that I’ve made millions a few?

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Oh please, I have the lowest tolerance for pain and do everything I can to NOT get hurt.

11. Say something totally random about yourself. I wear a total of 6 rings but only on 4 fingers…weird…

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I used to look like Olivia Newton John, but now she’s old, and I’m not.  I was once told I looked like Reba Macintyre…umm….do I smile like that?  I hope not…

13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I love all Disney films, and as for TV shows, iCarly rocks!!

14. Did you have braces? Yes, and since then I despise the dentist…sorry….

15. Are you comfortable with your height? What’s wrong with 4’2” …..I mean 5’2”?

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Hmmm..that must have been at my first wedding when my new groom was found helping one of his volleyball team girls puke….oh wait…you said “romantic”…um, romance has been sparse for me….

17. When do you know it’s love? You can tell by the way he looks at you, listens to you bitch, and lets you have the last few drops of morning coffee.

18. Do you speak any other languages? I speak “mom-speak” as in get-your-ass-out-of-bed-pick-up-your-room speak….
19. Have you ever been to tanning salon? That used to be how I got my naps.  Now I am pale and tired.

20. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes…for good occasions…and bad….don’t like them.

21. What’s something that really annoys you? I am not sure I can answer this one without going off on a tangent but one specific thing is when someone drops the ball….just totally quits when things need to be done….you know, just becomes a lazy ass good for nothing slug….worthless.  (how’d I do?)

22. What’s something you really like? Friends and family you can count on.

23. Can you dance? I’m currently perfecting the potty-dance. That’s the extent of the groove I’ve got.

24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No.

25. Tag 5 people!  Ok….I wouldn’t do this, but @WeaselMomma has asked me to  so here it is, the 5 I tag  are @LadyWanderlust , @Realdadshangout, @lilmommasmom, @MiniMaura (cuz she has nothing better to do), and @DadUnmasked (cuz he’s @MiniMaura’s twusband).  Sorry guys….it’s the rules, so play nice for Pete’s Sake!!!


andrea said...

I will do this later but.. you owe me! I would like more pictures of little man as payment :-)

WeaselMomma said...

Thanks for playing along. That was a fun read.

Dad Unmasked said...

Do I really have to answer these truthfully? :)

Lisa (aka LadyWanderlust) said...

Tag, I'm it. Please give me a chance to respond...I am dealing with the critter nonsense. 300 million Americans and only 12 million get lice. My two Macs are now a statistic. This shit better be over soon, but thanks for helping to distract me a bit! Lisa

Real Dads Hangout said...

I promise I will do this. I thought I could last night but we had 2 unexpected house guests that didn't leave until some time after 11:30. UUGGHH

Terry said...

Andrea- Little Man pics coming your way!

WeaselMomma - This was fun! A very good distraction from the chaos of my life. Thank you for tagging me :)

DadUnmasked - thanks for playing nice and ummm...and for answering truthfully, I hope..

Lisa - you take care of your bugs and answer when you can. Just thought it was fun !

Mike- you've been busy with crusty eyes, coughing kids, and generally not feeling are excused for now...but not forever!