For the life of me I cannot comprehend why more people don’t participate in What The Hell Wednesday with the girls over at the Blue Monkey Butt. Seriously….what the hell?? It’s fun. It’s simple. And for Pete’s Sake you know you say “WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!??” at least 3 times a day, so link up! Enjoy!
So…something weird has been going on.
My dog….the sweet 7 month old Golden Retriever….believes something is in our wall….the wall in the hallway. She can’t walk past this wall without stopping and listening.
What the hell? Pretty freakin scary if you ask me.
I’ve listened to the wall. I’ve listened again. Not sure if I hear anything or not. Well, the one time I was listening I got the shit scared out of me because my daughter went on the other side and did a little “knock-knock”…thinking she was being funny. What the hell, kid?? Are you out of your fucking mind? I’m no spring chicken here and besides, I’m the one that feeds your skinny ass!!
The thing that concerns me is that if it is a mouse….no big deal….it wouldn’t be staying in one place in the wall, correct? It would move around. But Cali always goes to the same spot…and stares….and digs….and goes absolutely bonkers.
So…is it BIGGER than a mouse? BIGGER than a breadbox?? BIG enough that it’s fat ass got STUCK in my WALL??? Shit…
What The Hell???
(I’ve never seen a cow that fat….)
So, needless to say, I’m a little concerned, as I should be…..
If it turns out that Cali is right, and something IS living in my wall…
The Bug-Guy….well, in this case, the Fat-Ass Rodent Guy, will be here Friday. I’ll keep you posted!!